A Trump family insider has leaked The Donald’s New Year’s Resolution list:
- Replace all jobs paying less than $100,000 per year with automation.
- Hire Anonymous to hack anyone who says anything bad about Trump.
- Use Second Amendment solutions on anyone displaced by #1.
- Blame #3 on Immigrants, Muslims, and Inner City Blacks.
- Deport Immigrants.
- Round up Muslims into camps.
- Get stooges to buy up the resulting foreclosed real estate.